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After  reading this, go to the US Geological Survey article  indicated at the
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Here&#8217;s an interesting read
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<p><strong><strong>After  reading this, go to the US Geological Survey article  indicated at the</strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><strong> bottom of the page for confirmation..</strong></strong></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an interesting read</p>
<p>Also if I may add, about 6 months ago I was watching a news program on oil and one of the Forbes Bros. was the guest. This is out of context, but this is the actual question as asked. The host said to Forbes, &#8220;I am going to ask you a direct question and I would like a direct answer, how much oil does the U.S. have in the ground.&#8221; Forbes did not miss a beat, he said, &#8220;more than all the Middle East put together.&#8221; Please read below.</p>
<p>The U. S. Geological Service issued a report in April (&#8217;08) that only scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big.  It was a revised report (hadn&#8217;t been updated since &#8216;95) on how much oil was in this area of the western 2/3 of North Dakota ;  western South Dakota ; and extreme eastern Montana &#8230;. check THIS out:</p>
<p>The Bakken is the largest domestic oil discovery since Alaska &#8217;s Prudhoe Bay , and has the potential to eliminate all American dependence on foreign oil. The Energy Information Administration (EIA) estimates it at 503 billion barrels. Even if just 10% of the oil is recoverable&#8230; at $107 a barrel, we&#8217;re looking at a resource base worth more than $5.3 trillion.</p>
<p>&#8216;When I first briefed legislators on this, you could practically see their jaws hit the floor. They had no idea..&#8217; says Terry Johnson, the Montana Legislature&#8217;s financial analyst.</p>
<p>&#8216;This sizable find is now the highest-producing onshore oil field found in the past 56 years&#8217; reports, The Pittsburgh Post Gazette.  It&#8217;s a formation known as the Williston Basin , but is more commonly referred to as the &#8216;Bakken.&#8217;  And it stretches from Northern Montana, through North Dakota and into Canada .  For years, U. S. oil exploration has been considered a dead end.  Even the &#8216;Big Oil&#8217; companies gave up searching for major oil wells decades ago.  However, a recent technological breakthrough has opened up the Bakken&#8217;s massive reserves&#8230;. and we now have access of up to 500 billion barrels.  And because this is light, sweet oil, those billions of barrels will cost Americans just $16 PER BARREL!</p>
<p>That&#8217;s enough crude to fully fuel the American economy for 2041 years straight.</p>
<p>2. And if THAT didn&#8217;t throw you on the floor, then this next one should &#8211; because it&#8217;s from TWO YEARS AGO!</p>
<p>U. S. Oil Discovery- Largest Reserve in the World!<br />
Stansberry Report Online &#8211; 4/20/2006</p>
<p>Hidden 1,000 feet beneath the surface of the Rocky Mountains lies the largest untapped oil reserve in the world. It is more than 2 TRILLION barrels.  On August 8, 2005 President Bush mandated its extraction. In three and a half years of high oil prices none has been extracted. With this motherload of oil why are we still fighting over off-shore drilling?</p>
<p>They reported this stunning news:  We have more oil inside our borders, than all the other proven reserves on earth. Here are the official estimates:</p>
<p>- 8-times as much oil as Saudi Arabia<br />
- 18-times as much oil as Iraq<br />
- 21-times as much oil as Kuwait<br />
- 22-times as much oil as Iran<br />
- 500-times as much oil as Yemen<br />
- and it&#8217;s all right here in the Western United States .</p>
<p>HOW can this BE? HOW can we NOT BE extracting this? Because the environmentalists and others have blocked all efforts to help America become independent of foreign oil! Again, we are letting a small group of people dictate our lives and our economy&#8230;..WHY?</p>
<p>James Bartis, lead researcher with the study says we&#8217;ve got more oil in this very compact area than the entire Middle East -more than 2 TRILLION barrels untapped.  That&#8217;s more than all the proven oil reserves of crude oil in the world today, reports The Denver Post.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t think &#8216;OPEC&#8217; will drop its price &#8211; even with this find?  Think again!  It&#8217;s all about the competitive marketplace, &#8211; it has to. Think OPEC just might be funding the environmentalists?<br />
Got your attention/ire up yet?  Hope so!  Now, while you&#8217;re thinking about it . and hopefully P.O&#8217;d, do this:</p>
<p>3. Pass this along.   If you don&#8217;t take a little time to do this, then you should stifle yourself the next time you want to complain about gas prices&#8212; because by doing NOTHING, you&#8217;ve forfeited your right to complain<br />
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Now I just wonder what would happen in this country if every one of you sent this to every one in your address book.<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">By the way&#8230;this is all true. Check it out at the link below!!!<br />
GOOGLE it or follow this link.  It will blow your mind.</span><br />
<a title="http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/article.asp?ID=1911" href="http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/article.asp?ID=1911" target="_blank">http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/article.asp?ID=1911</a></td>
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		<title>FW: Feng Shui</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>danlar</dc:creator>
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Feng Shui
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have
received. Hope it works for you &#8212; and me!
Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes
There&#8217;s some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>Danlar</em></p>
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<blockquote><p>Feng Shui</p>
<p>This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have<br />
received. Hope it works for you &#8212; and me!</p>
<p>Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes</p>
<p>There&#8217;s some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you&#8217;re not<br />
superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from<br />
the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten<br />
times so far.</p>
<p>Do not keep this message..</p>
<p>The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will<br />
get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not<br />
superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.</p>
<p>ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.</p>
<p>TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their<br />
conversational skills will be as important as any other.</p>
<p>THREE. Don&#8217;t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you<br />
want.<br />
FOUR. When you say, &#8216;I love you,&#8217; mean it.</p>
<p>FIVE. When you say, &#8216;I&#8217;m sorry,&#8217; look the person in the eye.</p>
<p>SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.</p>
<p>SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.</p>
<p>EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone&#8217;s dreams. People who don&#8217;t have dreams<br />
don&#8217;t have much.</p>
<p>NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it&#8217;s the only<br />
way to live life completely.</p>
<p>TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.<br />
ELEVEN. Don&#8217;t judge people by their relatives.<br />
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.</p>
<p>THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don&#8217;t want to answer,<br />
smile and ask, &#8216;Why do you want to know?&#8217;</p>
<p>FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great<br />
risk.</p>
<p>FIFTEEN. Say &#8216;bless you&#8217; when you hear someone sneeze.</p>
<p>SIXTEEN. When you lose, don&#8217;t lose the lesson.</p>
<p>SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R&#8217;s: Respect for self; Respect for others;<br />
and Responsibility for all your actions.</p>
<p>EIGHTEEN. Don&#8217;t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.</p>
<p>NINETEEN. When you realize you&#8217;ve made a mistake, take immediate steps<br />
to correct it.</p>
<p>TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your<br />
voice</p>
<p>TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.</p>
<p>Now, here&#8217;s the FUN part!</p>
<p>Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.</p>
<p>1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.</p>
<p>5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking..</p>
<p>9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks</p>
<p>15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever<br />
dreamed of will begin to take shape.</p>
<p>A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your<br />
heart. Do not keep this message.</p></blockquote>
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