I started HorribleForwards.com because I love to torment my friends. My relatives forward a lot of emails to me that they think I might find cute or funny. They tend to involve angels, folksy humor, Palin-esque patriotism, or some combination thereof.
I glance at them only long enough to know that they are horrible. Then I immediately forward them to my friends. I do this because they can’t resist reading them, even though they know that doing so will probably make them upset. Some part of them can’t help but look into the abyss. They usually end up cursing at me and telling me how much they hate me. I find this really satisfying. The fact that I don’t read these horrible forwards only galls them further.
I hope some part of you won’t be able to look away from these horrible forwards too. As you read them, please remember that I haven’t.
Where possible, I’ve tried to maintain the jumbled formatting, mismatched fonts, garish colors, embedded images and repeated arrow brackets of the original horrible forwards. I’ve also tried to include the comments I received from my friends in response to each horrible forward. I encourage you to add your own comments as well.
Thanks, and I hope the content on horribleforwards.com agitates you as much as it has my friends. And like them, I hope you keep coming back for more.
Danlar